(Alternate titles: When services fail./Why am I doing this?) Why so mean? Well there are some serious offenses going on here.  So I’m on evite.com and I start thinking to myself there’s got to be a better one of these where I can just invite people from Facebook. You may not believe this, but the internet is full of people saying that Evite itself is the worst site of all time. They offer up all these alternatives, which themselves illustrate how Evite is in fact not the worst website of all time. So why has mypuchpowl.com gotten this title. Well it’s worse than you’d think. I set up my cute little Save the Date for Brewski Fest 09. You don’t have as much control as I’d like with the layout, but hey not everyone’s a pro and it came out pretty good. THEN! I go to send it to my FB friends using FB connect option they offer. I select around 12 friends. I hit submit. OK. Well, did it send/ did it not send? I have no idea. Turns out it didn’t. Then I try importing gmail contacts. It imports all six hundred something (most of whom I emailed like once 3 years ago about tickets on Craigslist or something). Then on the same page it says five of these people have been invited already. WTF!!! How did it pick five people to invite. I never said it should invite anyone yet. AND! One of the recipients was one of my old teachers!!!! Dangerous!!! At this point I’m like wow this website is the worst website of all time, but I decided to sign out and forget about it. Tonight, I got an email saying an invitee had commented. I sign in to check it out and… NOTHING! That was it. I’d had it. But unfortunately there is no way to delete you account. You have to EMAIL THEM TO DELETE YOU. I really hope this is someone’s high school project so I can feel bad about saying how much it blows. But if not… then I’m just doing a public service by telling you about this atrosity.